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fucks-currently-being-given:

blissfully-different:

maagmonster:

coffeeurlgirl:

how to oversleep through 24 alarms: an autobiography

OH MY FUCKING GOD… I thought I was the only one…

Here’s a tip. There is a free app for iphone and android that will force you to solve simple math problems before you can shut off the alarm. Because there’s no better way to start the day than breaking your phone out of frustration!

do not listen to the person talking about the app that forces you to do math problems, all it has done for me is taught me how to do simple math problems while half asleep and then go back to sleep… I have a problem

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mondoleon:

guten tag

mondoleon:

guten tag

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matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

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castiel-the-assbutt:

i’d punch you in the throat omfg

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Goodbye The Office: Michael Scott

That’s what she said.

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I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.

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iced-vovo:

nigella lawson sexily reading the bible audiobook

how did you find my porn collection??

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